1. Find a dead dragonfly outside and ask Mom if you can keep it. When she looks unsure, mention you want to draw it, cause Mom is a sucker for anything academic.
2. Draw your dragonfly, and blush when Mommy compares you DaVinci. Run when she tries to kiss you.
3. Sneak up on your sister while she is reading with the dead dragonfly. Sisters scream louder when the bugs are real.
4. (Pretend walkie talkie static) "Mommy this is John, come in Mommy" (pretend static) "The computer is broken and won't let me play my game, I pressed all the buttons at once, and it still won't work" (pretend static) "Do you read me Mommy?" (pretend static)
5.When Mom does your sister's nails, convince her to give you a manly "power finger" despite her hesitation.