We have this monstrous half German Shepherd/Half boxer Pony Puppy. She is a sweetheart, and a big hot mess. I think she might have puppy ADD, its nearly impossible to grab her attention. Lately, I have been able to grab her attention, much to Brian's surprise. Our other dog Mac seems to be in love with me, and is ignoring Brian. He was all impressed with the way I was able to order the dogs around and get obedience. Then he tried, and it didn't go so well. I very condescendingly, and patiently explained to him that animals can just 'sense' things about people..... until he noticed the cheese cubes in my hand. Okay, so I cheat a bit.
Well, Karma came around to bite my butt (again). All those treats created explosive diarrhea in the puppy pony. Brian is so lucky he wasn't here, I totally would have played the "you have to do this because I gave birth to your eight babies card". Whats that? I only have three? Okay fine... but those births were torture, with no drugs at all... What that? I had an epidural at 1cm? after begging the custodian to stab me with anything medicated? Okay maybe, but it was still awful, and it should totally buy me a "get out of cleaning the dog poop" card.